We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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