the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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