Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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