have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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