Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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