i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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