sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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