Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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