nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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