if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
try to milk me bitch
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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