ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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