Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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