So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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