oh god the rape fog is back!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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