Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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