so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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