U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize