It's Friday. Sex?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
