I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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