Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i think i have herpe
just one?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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