porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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