I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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