next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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