She announced her abortion via fbk
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
