i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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