so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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