KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This is the high leading the old right now
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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