But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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