Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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