I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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