id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
