yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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