i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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