She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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