Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Someone shit on the floor
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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