Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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