I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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