They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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