Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
A bitchslap is in order.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
