would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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