Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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