You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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