we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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