dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
wow bdsm is so cute
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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