Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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