I wish I could punch you in the face.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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