i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There r osticjed everywhere
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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