honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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