In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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