the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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