all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Less talking, more tequila
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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