You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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