So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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