That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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