It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So. Much. Porn.
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