I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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