i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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